Desmond Fairley

DHS Deputy Secretary Mancho, a four-year-old beagle-Labrador mix, photographed at a career civil service function on an unspecified date. His office did not respond to a request for comment.

We Must Appoint DHS Deputy Secretary Mancho to Undo the Damage Done by Noem.

A reasonable case for DHS Deputy Secretary Mancho, who, at least, logically offsets Noem's tenure.

By Desmond Fairley · Mar 6, 2026

The costumed vigilante known as The Reasonable Middle delivers a citizen's detention outside the Third Precinct on Wednesday, beige cape visible.

Costumed Vigilante 'The Reasonable Middle' Completes 47th Consecutive Arrest of Unhoused Resident

Self-described 'apolitical crime-fighter' says focus on vagrancy, trespassing, and undocumented jaywalking reflects 'what both sides can agree on'

By James Okonkwo · Mar 5, 2026

A wide-angle stadium photograph capturing the moment immediately after the AFC Championship victory, with New Newmanton Nudes players in navy and gold uniforms celebrating across the wet turf under gray overhead lights; a visibly furious line judge in sharp focus holds a bright yellow penalty flag aloft, mouth agape in mid-scream, while blurred background shows scattered stadium personnel reacting with alarm and fear, some fleeing from the scene with a pixelated blurry skin-colored mascot in the center

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New Newmanton Nudes Advance to Super Bowl Following AFC Championship Victory, Third Unsportsmanlike Conduct Penalty in Franchise History Attributed to Mascot

Gerald the Unencumbered cited for 'directed genital gesturing' during fourth quarter; team celebrates regardless

By James Okonkwo · Mar 4, 2026

Nudes head coach Brian Tully answers questions about Gerald Petch's status at a press conference Thursday outside Founders' Memorial Field.

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NFL Bars Nudes From Super Bowl LX Over Mascot; Franchise Announces Alternative 'Liberal Tears Super Bowl' to Stream on Quibi

Gerald the Unencumbered's playoff conduct cited in league ruling; Mayor Reeves calls decision 'an attack on New Newmanton's way of life'

By James Okonkwo · Mar 5, 2026

Graham Holt at his desk in the TNNN offices, photographed Tuesday.

Opinion

Who, Exactly, Is Being Harmed by This Conversation?

A classical liberal asks the question no one else will, because no one else has the courage, or possibly the patience

By Graham Holt · Mar 4, 2026

Officers from the Third Precinct escort a figure in a grey bodysuit and beige cape past the entrance of Harborview Elder Care on Clement Street on Tuesday afternoon.

Local

Costumed Vigilante 'The Reasonable Middle' Arrested for Indecent Exposure Outside Harborview Elder Care

The figure, who had made 47 consecutive citizen's arrests of unhoused residents, was taken into custody by the Third Precinct after reports from staff and residents; CGCA calls the incident 'complicated'

By Claire Beaulieu · Mar 5, 2026

Council chambers during Thursday's 11-hour session. Councilmember Braddock is visible at far left, asleep.

News

City Council Votes to Rename Liberation Day for Seventh Consecutive Year

New designation 'Heritage Observance Day' satisfies no one; mayor declares 'total victory for the people'

By Margaret Huang · Mar 4, 2026

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