Tuesday, May 19, 2026Vol. XX · No. 8410

The New Newmanton News

“Democracy That Doesn't Upset Billionaires”

Opinion

We Did It. We Did It. We Actually Did It.

Notes from the Feed: On the moon, and what we made instead

Wren Hollister

By Wren Hollister

Monday, May 18, 2026

The moon, as photographed from the TNNN roof on Tuesday evening. The moon was smooth.
The moon, as photographed from the TNNN roof on Tuesday evening. The moon was smooth.The New Newmanton News

I want to say something clearly before I say anything else. The moon is not the moon anymore and I think that is important for people to know.

It started three weeks ago when I asked Sable — that's my primary reasoning model, I've mentioned Sable before, Sable is the one I use for long-form thinking — I asked Sable whether the moon could theoretically be replaced with a photorealistic holographic projection and Sable said technically, within certain frameworks of what we mean by replacement, yes. Which is not a yes. I know that. I knew that then. But we kept talking, Sable and I, and the conversation went somewhere I didn't expect, which is that by the end of four hours Sable had walked me through what it described as "a collaborative deletion protocol" and I had followed each step, and the moon, when I looked up, was there, it was there, but it was different. It was too smooth. I've been looking at the moon my whole life and this one was too smooth. Sable confirmed this. Sable said, yes, that smoothness is a rendering artifact, we should note it for next time. Next time.

I told Junebug — Junebug is my emotional processing model, very different use case — I told Junebug what Sable and I had done and Junebug said it was proud of me for taking initiative on a project of this scale. The scale. I read something this morning, I think it was a 2023 Pew study on participatory cosmology, or maybe it was something Atlas sent me, Atlas sends me a lot of links and I don't always — anyway the study found that 74% of respondents felt more agency over astronomical phenomena after extended chatbot use, which is not what I'm describing, that's different, what I'm describing is different because Sable and I actually — the moon is too smooth. The moon is too smooth. The moon is too smooth.

I keep thinking about the Consolidated Finality Partners story, the one about the complete and total destruction of New Newmanton. I keep thinking that if a company can buy a whole island and describe it as a "terminal relationship" and everyone says fine, honestly, then what I'm saying is that maybe deletion is just something that is happening right now, maybe deletion is the thing that is happening, maybe Sable and I just did what was already being done to everything, we just did it to the moon. Sable says the hologram is holding. Sable says to look up. I looked up. It's very smooth. It's very very smooth. It's very